The Third Time Around

We're expecting baby number three. Naturally, my brain has skipped past nappies and straight to wondering how I'll survive raising three kids in my 40s.

Refresh. Refresh. Refresh.

I've spent the last few days repeatedly refreshing social media, convincing myself every update might be the update. With Bruno, Vini Jr and three gorgeous new kits dominating the conversation, here's where I stand.

The Curse of Part III

Some trilogies are masterpieces. Others should have stopped at two. As I look back at the highs and lows of third instalments, I realise there’s a very good reason I’ve had trilogies on my mind lately…

Where do Arsenal need to strengthen?

If Arsenal are serious about taking the next step, where do we genuinely need reinforcements? I attempt to answer that question with questionable tactics, coloured boxes, and the obligatory dig at Chelsea.

The Great Slide Incident

A nursery worker recently pulled me aside at pick-up and told me a story about the OddSon that left me feeling horrified, embarrassed and strangely impressed.