I’m Getting Fat
I love a kebab. I love chocolate. I love crisps. What I apparently don’t love is having any self-control. So I’m trying to break my junk-food habit one small step at a time.
The Oddfather
A fairly regular guy - a father, husband, son, brother, uncle, and friend. A lifelong Arsenal fan that has also unknowingly become an Apple fanboy over the last decade. And if you haven’t realised yet - he likes to ramble… a lot.
OddSketch: Hate leads to…
“It's very Sith Lord of him to allow the hate to flow through him to such devastating effect.”
OddSketch: This Is Our Club
Better late than never.
Arsenal 2-1 Chelsea: London is Red
A few beers, a couple of whiskies and a 2–1 Arsenal win over Chelsea.
The OddFamily does Cornwall
A family trip to Cornwall featuring the Eden Project, a forgotten booking, imaginary cookies, kite-flying and more chaos than planned.
Aston Villa 0-1 Arsenal: Back to the scrappy wins
As a Brummie Arsenal fan, this fixture is one that is close to my heart.
Return to the Cinema – Paw Patrol: The Dino Movie
I thought I’d learnt my lesson after our last cinema trip. Apparently not. This time there were dinosaurs, escalators, stolen popcorn and a Range Rover involved. What could possibly go wrong?
Arsenal 3-0 Coventry City: The Champs Are Here
Arsenal start their title defence in style, but what really stood out from the opening weekend? Five thoughts, one big concern — and a very fitting Song at the Whistle.
OddSketch: The Return of the Amigos
The Premier League is back. And with that a brand new OddSketch.
I Went to a Spa. I Have No Idea Why
A solo spa night was supposed to leave me feeling refreshed. Instead, I spent most of it wondering what the hell I was supposed to be doing.
20 Arsenal Season Predictions 2026/27
My 20 bold, ridiculous and hopefully prophetic Arsenal predictions for the 2026/27 season. Let’s see how many come true!
Arsenal 3-0 Manchester City: Community Shield Champions
Arsenal are Community Shield champions again! And while some will insist it’s only a glorified friendly, I’m choosing to celebrate it – especially when beating Manchester City 3-0 means we get to call ourselves champions again
