The Oddfather

The Oddfather

A fairly regular guy - a father, husband, son, brother, uncle, and friend. A lifelong Arsenal fan that has also unknowingly become an Apple fanboy over the last decade. And if you haven’t realised yet - he likes to ramble… a lot.

Halloween flashback

A childhood encounter with Chucky left me traumatised, terrified of dolls and occasionally threatening to piss on imaginary attackers. Thirty-five years later, my brother is still finding new ways to make my life miserable.

Low power mode

With baby number three just weeks away, Mrs OddFather seems to be gaining energy by the day, while I’m struggling to get above 50%.

The Dream House

A crowded train, a territorial armrest and a situation so devastating it leaves me sobbing.

The Parenting Paradox

Why do we spend so much time wishing our kids would grow up, only to realise we’ll miss these very moments when they do? Welcome to the parenting paradox.

Happy OddDaughter Day

Seven years of memories, milestones, laughter and love. A little birthday tribute to my amazing OddDaughter.

Come On, Give Me Some Real Football

This interlull has gone on long enough. I’m ready for real football to return – and there’s plenty to look forward to, from Gyökeres getting his Arsenal season properly started to Liverpool welcoming Manchester City to Anfield.