
Arsenal 3-0 Coventry City: The Champs Are Here
Arsenal start their title defence in style, but what really stood out from the opening weekend? Five thoughts, one big concern — and a very fitting Song at the Whistle.

Arsenal start their title defence in style, but what really stood out from the opening weekend? Five thoughts, one big concern — and a very fitting Song at the Whistle.

The Premier League is back. And with that a brand new OddSketch.

A solo spa night was supposed to leave me feeling refreshed. Instead, I spent most of it wondering what the hell I was supposed to be doing.

My 20 bold, ridiculous and hopefully prophetic Arsenal predictions for the 2026/27 season. Let’s see how many come true!

Arsenal are Community Shield champions again! And while some will insist it’s only a glorified friendly, I’m choosing to celebrate it – especially when beating Manchester City 3-0 means we get to call ourselves champions again

We went to Greece just a couple of months ago, so naturally we decided to go again. This time it was Rhodes, with the wider family in tow. What could possibly go wrong?

Bruno G is in, Vini Jr. is staying put, and Arsenal have somehow lost two friendlies. Time for another week of transfer optimism, denial and unnecessary panic.

We're expecting baby number three. Naturally, my brain has skipped past nappies and straight to wondering how I'll survive raising three kids in my 40s.

I've spent the last few days repeatedly refreshing social media, convincing myself every update might be the update. With Bruno, Vini Jr and three gorgeous new kits dominating the conversation, here's where I stand.

Some trilogies are masterpieces. Others should have stopped at two. As I look back at the highs and lows of third instalments, I realise there’s a very good reason I’ve had trilogies on my mind lately…

If Arsenal are serious about taking the next step, where do we genuinely need reinforcements? I attempt to answer that question with questionable tactics, coloured boxes, and the obligatory dig at Chelsea.

I went into an 80-minute football match with zero training and the confidence of a man who still thinks he's 25. Reality had other ideas.