
Sunderland 0-2 Arsenal: A comfortably uncomfortable win
Arsenal are top of the league. Raya saved a penalty. Bruno scored his first Arsenal goal. The referees appear to have forgotten how to referee. And City have somehow emerged as our old new foe.

Arsenal are top of the league. Raya saved a penalty. Bruno scored his first Arsenal goal. The referees appear to have forgotten how to referee. And City have somehow emerged as our old new foe.

I love a kebab. I love chocolate. I love crisps. What I apparently don’t love is having any self-control. So I’m trying to break my junk-food habit one small step at a time.

“It's very Sith Lord of him to allow the hate to flow through him to such devastating effect.”

Better late than never.

A few beers, a couple of whiskies and a 2–1 Arsenal win over Chelsea.

A family trip to Cornwall featuring the Eden Project, a forgotten booking, imaginary cookies, kite-flying and more chaos than planned.

As a Brummie Arsenal fan, this fixture is one that is close to my heart.

I thought I’d learnt my lesson after our last cinema trip. Apparently not. This time there were dinosaurs, escalators, stolen popcorn and a Range Rover involved. What could possibly go wrong?

Arsenal start their title defence in style, but what really stood out from the opening weekend? Five thoughts, one big concern — and a very fitting Song at the Whistle.

The Premier League is back. And with that a brand new OddSketch.

A solo spa night was supposed to leave me feeling refreshed. Instead, I spent most of it wondering what the hell I was supposed to be doing.

My 20 bold, ridiculous and hopefully prophetic Arsenal predictions for the 2026/27 season. Let’s see how many come true!