
I Thought I Could Still Play Football at 40
I went into an 80-minute football match with zero training and the confidence of a man who still thinks he's 25. Reality had other ideas.

I went into an 80-minute football match with zero training and the confidence of a man who still thinks he's 25. Reality had other ideas.

I’m lost for words.

Was it worth it? No. It was not.

Please don't take a picture

An overdue catch up

We're just specks of dust in this universe.

The sequel that no one asked for.

£60m down the drain, Kai Havertz scores again!

Do I have to do this?